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e staggering 'lengths' girls will go to to get a part.

Scene 1: Today voluptuous Janet Birch is holding an open casting session and the horny hopefuls are queuing up outside.

Joe attempts to plumb Janet with some deep questions but Janet only has eyes for Brandy, an intoxicating little minx in heels and thong.

Provocatively she struts her cute arse and pert breasts.

Janet struggles to keep her professionalism in check and her legs tightly crossed.

Eventually her aching vagina can hold out no longer and Brandy is shown a few tried and tested casting techniques resulting in one shuddering show stopping finale! Scene 2: Next up is Tobias Buckmaster, a casting director who's been in the business for 10 years.

Here Joe discovers what happens when a girl fails to show.

Buckmaster laughs off the old 'grandpa dying' excuse.

"She woke up this morning and said I don't fancy a fuck", he tells Joe calmly.

Ever the professional, rather than give the other girl a walkover he gives her a work-out to check she really is ready for her 'big-break'.

With more suction power than a Dyson she doesn't disappoint! Scene 3: Meanwhile Mervin Lamarr is auditioning Digby and Divine, a regular couple who fuck on camera.

The man's part calls for anal, but for Digby anal is a no-no.

For Divine who is willing and eager, it's a bummer! To save the moment, in steps Mervin to plough her arse with aplomb while Digby sits and sulks.

At the end, as Mervin tries to recruit Divine for an anal gang bang at his place, there is visible tension between Digby and Divine ~ but as Merv says, "Hey, that's showbiz!" Scene 4: No 'pornomentary' would be complete without a prima-Donna porn star hissy fit.

Meet Tatum an angry blonde from Norwich.

Her fuck has failed to show and she's mad for cock.

The whole audition is just about to go Pete Tong when Norbert the studio janitor sweeps in and saves the day with his trusty 10" broom handle! Scene 5: With questions still on his mind and a stiffy in his pants, Joe later hooks up with Divine (who incidentally ditched Digby) and her friend, budding porn-star Mary -Lou.

Unbeknown to him he's the dish of the day and to his great surprise ends up on the casting-couch himself as they get to grips with his own fluffy mike ~ a classic pornomentary! Certificate 18 - UK Compatible - Run time: 116 min